Executive Brick
The Executive Brick is at home in the office, an essential accessory for everyone from the office junior to the company chairman. For the yuppie who has everything (or almost everything, since he has not yet bought a Brick), an Executive Brick is the ideal gift. The Brick enlivens a dull desk, and its sleek looks conceal myriad functions for your every office need.
Functions include:
- Portable writing surface
- Sickie generator
- Deadweight [for drowning competitors]
- Paperweight [for drowning paper]
- Executive stress toy
- Back scratcher
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