There are two attributes which you must determine at the start of the game by rolling the dice: Stealth and Cunning. Roll the dice to determine these by adding the total of both dice and then adding a further one. This gives you your values.

Also, you must choose two initial eXtensions from the following list:

(no, you can’t extend that, you filthy bugger)

Vision Enhancement (allows you to see stuff better)

Muscle Enlargement (allows you to fold clothes up really small, even if they’re stiff)

Targeting (so you can win the LONCATO Annual Employee Darts Contest)

Sub-Nucleon Glycolysis Accelerator (we don’t know what this one does)

Cloaking (allows you to grow a long flap of cotton down your back)

Plastic lungs (allow you to take up smoking without dying of cancer)

eXtension-choosing (allows you to choose an extra eXtension, and recycle old jokes)

Night Vision (you grow one of those pilot-fish-esque dangly lights)

Cosmetic Enrichment (improves condition of skin and nails and gives hair that natural shine)

Keep your eyes peeled for other XNA canisters (and Glasso™) through the game!

Now you are ready to set off on this dark and mysterious adventure... Good luck!