In school this week...

After seeing the quality of this year's fashion show compères, Miss Leigh hits the vodka.

Ever-confident in his rugby team, the Headmaster refuses to cancel a fixture at Longford despite heavy rainfall the night before.

Arab traders are pleased with the gullibility of Adams’ pupils as yet another falls for the 'invisible cannabis' ploy.

After demanding to be able to watch the rugby in his office, Mr Richardson is is upset by the governors' ironic sense of humour.

Nick Woodhams, driven mad by the inadequate food supply for boarders, seeks a more nutritionally-sound alternative to Scholarest catering.

News reaches the Staff Room that Statto has fallen down a mineshaft.

Addition of an alcohol dispenser to the vending machines causes chaos before assembly.

And Mr Iddon finally works out a way to get the proceeds of this sordid shenanigins to Mozambique.