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Welcome one and all to
www.ktab.co.uk!

Hello and welcome to all manic depressives, web addicts, paranoid lunatics, prospective world dominators and people who thought that this was a porn site the world over!

www.ktab.co.uk is the home of the Statto-JTA Publishing Corporation, which is responsible for such wonders as KTAB News, rôle-playing games and The Statto Dictionary. Go to the Story section to learn more about the Corporation's history, or learn more about Statto or JTA.

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