Statto's Little Blue Book

(of Walkerisms)

After the runaway success of JTA's Little Red Book (in some cases literal as copies were stolen and the thieves burned), the Corporation needed some other way of collecting quotes. But, I hear you cry, what is a Walkerism?

The notion of a Walkerism is simple. You must flatly contradict an earlier statement in the same sentence (or by implication due to the surroundings in some lesser Walkerisms).

The Walkerism is a rare gem in the ever-complex tapestry of English. For this reason, we amassed a short anthology of some of the errors we've encountered, and creatively made up, in order that the amusement of the Little Red Book can, perhaps, be equalled by another publication.

Even now, the sight of a blue A7 notebook being pulled from a blazer pocket is enough to send people into fearful convulsions...So keep collecting!!

For a sample of Walkerisms online, click here. And if you stumble across any serendipitous ambiguity, why not e-mail us?