Logos

Once upon a time, our simple, black 'n' white logo was enough. Then, one Christmas, we saw that many websites had covered their logos in tacky fake snow. Not wishing to be left out, we followed suit, developing our very own tacky, snow-covered logo. Shortly afterwards, we developed a flashing Christmas lights logo to out-do Google; they had lights, but theirs didn’t flash!

In a continuing spirit of Google-bashing, we tried to make more logos than they had, and now, finally, we’ve probably succeeded. Behold, our 34...yes, 34...website logos!

The 'Normal' Logo

Statto & JTA

The Statto & JTA logos were conceived some years ago now. JTA's was the first, being as both he and Statto are Tolkien fanatics, and saw a cunning way to turn his initials into a kind of parody-logo. Statto, feeling a bit left out, scanned a snake from the shield of a Roman God in a cartoon in a history textbook, and thus the logo was forged. Little did the pixels know what trouble they'd cause...

January

1st - New Year's Day
Happy New Year!!

25th - Burns' Night
Happy Burns' Night!!

26th - Australia Day
Happy Australia Day!!

February

1st - Chinese New Year (though the date does shift due to their Lunar Calendar)
Happy New Year!!

14th - St Valentine's Day (the Pagan festival of Lupercalia)
Happy Lupercalia!!

March

4th - Shrove Tuesday (Pancake Day, and the date shifts due to the Moon)
Happy Pancake Day!!

14th - Pi Day (3-14 in the American dating system...<groans> )
Happy Pi Day!!

17th - St Patrick's Day (Patron Saint of Ireland, Irish National Holiday)
Happy St Patrick's Day!!

21st - Vernal Equinox
Happy Spring!!

22nd - World Water Day
Happy Water Day!!

April

9th - JTA's Birthday (Patron Saint of http://www.ktab.co.uk)
Happy Birthday!!

18th-21st - Easter (Varies due to the Moon)
Happy Easter!!

22nd - Earth Day
Happy Earth Day!!

23rd - St George's Day (Patron Saint of England, slayer of dragons!)
Happy Slaying!!

May

1st - May Day
Happy May Day!!

June

21st - Summer Solstice
Happy Summer!!

July

2nd - World UFO Day
Happy UFO Day!!

4th - American Independence Day (US National Holiday)
Happy Independence Day!!

5th - Birthday of the Statto-JTA Publishing Corporation! (not a National Holiday...yet)
Happy Birthday, comedy!!

14th - Bastille Day (French National Holiday)
Liberté Egalité Fraternité!!

August

13th - Statto's Birthday (Patron Saint of http://www.ktab.co.uk)
Happy Birthday!!

September

1st-6th - Back to School!
Happy Schooling!!

21st - Autumnal Equinox
Happy Birthday!!

27th - Rosh Hashanah (Jewish New Year, wibbles due to Lunar considerations)
Happy New Year!!

October

31st - Hallowe'en (the Pagan festival of Samhain)
Happy Hallowe'en!!

November

5th - Guy Fawkes Night (Bonfire Night, Fireworks Night)
Happy Bonfire Night!!

11th - Remembrance Day (Poppy Day, Remembrance Sunday moves about a bit)
We will remember them.

21st-29th - HIGSFY Remembrance Week (AGS Busking Week)
We will forget it.

December

1st-20th - Advent (Immaculate Conception &c.)
Happy Christmas!!

21st - Winter Solstice
Happy Winter!!

22nd-30th - Christmas (Little Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day, the Pagan Festival of Yule)
Merry Yule!!

31st - New Year's Eve
Happy New Year!!

Other

The Summer Olympics
Go GB!

The Winter Olympics
Go GB!

 
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