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Friday 6 June 2008, 23:36 GMT

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A gun, being held by a policeman Short detention span
42 not the answer

Gordon Brown is staking his reputation on ‘winning the argument’ over Labour’s terrorism bill, a piece of legislation only slightly more popular than Mr Brown himself.

Tealeaves in a fortune teller's cup Spirited away: New legislation may make mediums rare

Consternation was widespread last week as the government repealed the 1951 Fraudulent Mediums Act and replaced it with generic consumer legislation which would see mediums, psychics, quacks and idiots more heavily regulated. Following a last-minute appeal, however, the bill was changed to exclude mortgage providers from the new regulations.

the Beijing 2008 Torch Relay logo China torched: Olympolitics? You Tibet!

Pro- and anti-Chinese protestors are expected to line the streets of London this weekend as the Olympic torch is brought to the capital in the (literal) run-up to the Beijing Olympics.

children waving Union Flags whilst waiting for the Queen to arrive at Christ Church, Oxford For Queen and Country: Oaths proposal causes much swearing

Lord Goldsmith this week published proposals to increase social cohesion and foster a sense of national identity by infuriating teenagers with a pledge of allegiance to their country and monarch.

John and Anne Darwin in Panama Here's Johnny: A man, a plan, a canoe, Panama

John Darwin, who 'died' in a 'canoeing' 'accident' five years ago, has been arrested on suspicion of being a berk after letting someone put a photograph of him, captioned with his name and dated 2006, on the Web.

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