This is a fantasy epic where YOU are the hero! All you need is wit, judgement, two dice and a computer.
There are four attributes which you must determine at the start of the game by rolling the dice: Strength, Stamina, Luck and Pulling Power. Roll the dice to determine these by adding the total of both dice and then adding a further four. This gives you your values.
Strength
Stamina
Luck
Pulling Power
Also, you must choose two skills from the following list:
Clothes-Folding (allows you to maximise space in your kit bag)
Kit-bag enlarging (makes the skill of clothes-folding redundant)
Path-finding (so you know when you're on a pavement)
Juggling (so you can look like a pillock)
Shape-shifting (allows you to mould plastacine, balloons and condoms into a variety of interesting shapes)
Integrity (prevents you from becoming a politician)
Sword-fighting (allows you to attack inanimate metal objects)
Skill-choosing (allows you to choose an extra skill)
Heeling (allows you to mend shoes)
Map-reading (so you can discern the squiggly letters on maps)
Dice-rolling (actually essential if you wish to complete the game, so it kind of narrows down your choice a bit)
Mouse-clicking (another one of those essential skills, so you can't actually choose any now, can you?)
Now you are ready to set off on this dark and mysterious adventure… Good luck!
