Silliness

Since the times of the Ancient Greeks - or rather, those times they didn't spend frenching, flirting or fornicating - silliness has been an integeral part of all our lives. Some people appear to be born silly but most of us have to really work at it, if we're keen to impress our fellow men. Or work to avoid it, if we're keen to impress any women at all. Fortunately for us, we've very little chance with women, even if we weren't silly, and so we've sacrificed ourselves for your enjoyment. Or something like that.

The keystones of our labours are represented here. From the Statto-JTA driven Dictionary to the Mr. Iddon-Charities driven "Have I Got School For You," this small patch of Internet represents the very best of our foolish attempts to humiliate anything and everyone for your own personal amusment. You weirdo.

Click on the links in the menu to see what we've done! Or, if that's too petty for you, go check out our big mean Satire section. MMM.

 
© Andrew Steele and John Trevor-Allen MDCCCCLXXXXVIII-MMV

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