Credits

The Statto-JTA Publishing Corporation, despite being held together by its namesakes, has at various times in the past been inspired, aided or annoyed by many people. This page seeks to provide a non-comprehensive list of those noteworthy individuals, in order that they might keep quiet and not demand royalties.

John Needham the Prompt
It is not for his impeccable sense of timing that John earned his suffix, but for his uncanny ability to, with a single word, allow an actor to recall all their lines from that point forth. Getting Statto and JTA out of many such tight corners is not his only contribution, however; he was researcher-in-chief for HIGSFY, aided the Driving Theory Test, and is commander-in-chief of a small army of invisible mice which he points out to JTA at every possible opportunity.

Dave Armstrong the Gallant
Without Dave, The Brick Manual would never have come into being. It was his MSN Messenger Display Name, which was something along the lines of "101 uses of a brick: use 59, an oven". It resulted in a list being made of uses of a brick, which quickly became a rather rubbish website section, and finally, The Brick Manual. He also had some small rôle in The Curse of the Big Nasty Rabbit, but that has been lost in the mists of time.

Andrew Britton the Mercifully Unique
Britski has played small rôles in many of the Corporation's exploits, as a guest on HIGSFY, a picture on an Eta Beta Pi wallpaper and, more generally, as a figure to give inspiration, or be dragged along in misleading exercises designed to make fools of the participants. Were it not for Brits, Clive House (of which Statto was a member) would all have been too pansy to get involved in such feats as playing kazoos in assembly for busking week, dressing up as a flasher to kill off sketch participants, or simply standing within ten metres of Statto on a stage. So a big "thanks!" to him.