Using all your knowledge of A-level chemistry, you take the turkey baste, mix it with lighter fluid and just a hint of X-Nogg distillate (lucky you had your "pocket Glasso Refinery" handy). You fill a tennis ball with the resulting glowing solution (lucky you had the "Tennis Ball") and lob it at the sniper (lucky you have "arms").
Using all your knowledge of GCSE Physics, you realise immediately that you threw it too low, and it’ll bounce back and hit you.
Do you...
Run left, into the hole and die. [P. 8]
Stay where you are, and die. [P. 9]
Start again, realising this is one of the useless paths, gimboid. [P. 1]