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You skip out. Into the road.

A red, low-slung sports car which you don’t have time to identify swings around the corner at 90mph. You leap out of its path, but the driver is obviously terrified, and swerves, in a bid to avoid hitting where you were three minutes before, all the while sounding the horn rather than using the brakes.

You leap gracefully into the air for about two inches, before being run over.

You obviously haven’t got the hang of adventure gaming yet.

Try again!