Survival

Since the times of the Ancient Greeks - or rather, those times they didn't spend flirting, fornicating or philosophising - survival has been an essential aspect of life. Sometimes, of course, it proved to be an impossible task, but all that meant was that you died. Though death comes to us all, most people weren't too keen for it to come anywhere near them, just yet, and thus devoted many hours to developing an environment in which you could take moderate risks and still not die. Unless you were doing something very dangerous at the same time, of course.

Despite this, there are some people who would, for the sake of adrenaline, prefer to plummet 30 feet into a river, protected only by a small boat and a red helmet, rather than stay at home in the warm. Nutters they may well be, but thanks to us - say "thank you" - you can learn how to survive the risks of buses, enjoy work experience and take on all manner of challenges in the Fantasy Rôle Play section free of all the cold, the risks and the trouser-wetting terror of the world outside this room.

To take on the Very Safe World, click the links in the menu. Or, if that's much too poncy for you, go check out our big daft Silliness section. Tehee!